Construction Literary Magazine

Summer 2019

6 Absurd Groundhogs

6 Absurd Groundhogs

Photograph via The Christian Science Monitor

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(Rough translation: Who the hell came up Groundhog Day? Oh, yeah. The Germans.)


For cheap, pure, visceral entertainment, here are 6 pictures of absurd groundhogs, pulled from various places around the internet.

1. Fat Groundhog

 2. Stately Groundhog

 

3. Boxing Groundhog

4. Lazy Groundhog

5. Fake Groundhog

6. Blissful Groundhogs


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