Blue Couches, Old Trees, and Fake Plants
Watering the dead.
My Weird Problem with Warren Buffett (or maybe just myself)
Advice for when other people’s success makes you green.
Getting Up When You’re Six Feet Under
Advice for the TV-star obsessed.
Eight-year-old Forgets Ponies, Considers Fame and Vegetarianism
Recollections of a birthday dinner one might prefer to forget.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Craigslist.
Finding Jesus (and Satan) over the internet.
9 Alternative Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
Engage in highly French- and British-influenced activities.